I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You ruined the universe
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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