Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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