If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The air was thick with penises
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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