Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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