I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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