I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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