my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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