why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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