i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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