Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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