I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
It all started with a game of naked twister.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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