I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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