Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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