no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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