so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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