She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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