Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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