you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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