is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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