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• (216): View more from Ohio

  If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Sounds like sex on a twister board.

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  An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

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  all 3? possibly?

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  I think I'm up to the challenge.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?

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  I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral

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• (631): View more from New York

  Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.

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• (530): View more from California

  She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me

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