we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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