shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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