You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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