Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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