I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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