You're completely useless in the revolution.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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