Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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