If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
foreskin is a definite game changer
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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