wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
