Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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