I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Randomize
