Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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