I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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