38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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