The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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