Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Screwed.edu
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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