are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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