She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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