Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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