Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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