Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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