i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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