i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
where am i from again
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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