i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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