Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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