Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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