All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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