what day is it and did you see me today?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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