she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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