that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just googled if crying burns calories
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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