did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
