Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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