i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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