You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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