3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dick very happy bro
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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