I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
