Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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